The Mystery Man

The Mystery Man was a creature of pleasure with such joys in life as cigars, the Mystery Woman, money, and playing mind games with little Woody. One of his favorite mind games was to tempt Woody with fat cigars. He pursued the Mystery Woman with zeal but his advances were always thwarted! He dreamed of the Mystery Woman , and of lifting the Mystery Woman's mask, but never had the thrill of seeing her entire face.

 The Mystery Woman

The Mystery woman, in sharp contrast to the Mystery Man, was a creature of refinement, elegance, and culture. Her "Art Moments" series added a touch of class to an otherwise rough and tumble show. It was rumored that she wore her mask to conceal her identity as a former love of Art Roamer. She considered the Mystery Man to be a bad influence on little Woody and did everything in her power to protect him from his wiles.

Although the Mystery Woman repelled the advances of the Mystery Man, one could always sense a hidden attraction to him. She could barely resist the forbidden pleasures that his presence promised. These hidden camera pictures attest to her weakness to his charms and rough touch. It has always been said that it takes "two to Tango" and this was indeed the case as this was their favorite dance of love. The Mystery Man continually had dreams about this dance of desire with often surprising and shocking endings.